10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.