10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.