10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.