10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Welcome to kicker school
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.