10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs