10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..