10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Fish don't eat Nutz!