10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.