10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.