10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.