10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.