10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.