10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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