10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for loners.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.