10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.