10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.