10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.