10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."