10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"