10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"