10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'