10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.