10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com