10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."