10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.