10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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