10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.