10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.