10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.