10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson