10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A