10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for loners.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear