10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine