10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!