10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson