10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob