10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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