10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS