10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz