10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.