10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers