10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.