10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill