10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.