10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "No river, no fish."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.