10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.