10 Random Poker Quotes
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- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...