10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake