10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Welcome to kicker school
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm