10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm